The World of Hamsterpants

Wry (hopefully) commentary on all things, with an emphasis on fart jokes.

I have no words for the awesomeness that is this.

There is a trailer running on the display in the lobby for something called “Step Up: All In”. I’m not sure I understand its purpose, but I had no idea there was so many angry mugging crotch-grabbing Guidos in the high-stakes world of what appears to be competitive fancy dress breakdancing. In my day, you popped and locked on a piece of cardboard in an alley AND YOU WERE DAMNED GLAD TO HAVE IT.

Anaconda thoughts…

That video made my butt sore, and I think Nicki broke Drake.

importantbirds:


here peacock birb. i took this a few years ago. why is the peacock so loud? important, yes, but waht;s with all the noises

why make NOIS???  becaus the announce a ROYAL HANSOM and PRETTY DRESS HAT SPARKLE.  Ever shol SEE The beauty man.  So sing trumpet song say, “HELLO LOOK I AM SO GOOD OF LOOK”

THIS IS EVERYTHING.  

importantbirds:

here peacock birb. i took this a few years ago. why is the peacock so loud? important, yes, but waht;s with all the noises

why make NOIS???  becaus the announce a ROYAL HANSOM and PRETTY DRESS HAT SPARKLE.  Ever shol SEE The beauty man.  So sing trumpet song say, “HELLO LOOK I AM SO GOOD OF LOOK”

THIS IS EVERYTHING.  

(via curliestofcrowns)

Hi. Remember me?

I sent you the anon re Walter the other night about getting him a castle and bubbly diver guy. I missed you. Are the geese still evil? Is Rosasparks still around?

Sorry I was away so long. I feel terrible for missing everyone.

S.

This is my cat Buddy.  I just wanted y’all to see him.  That’s it.

Pope Francis: Migrant Children Must Be ‘Welcomed And Protected’

This dude almost makes me wish I was still a Catholic.  Almost.  But I guess after Pope Goebbels Luftwaffe the First, anything would be an upgrade.

This is just sad :(

So this poor gal, she had $30K of plastic surgery to look like a woman who’s had probably $100K of plastic surgery.  IDK.  

raptoravatar:

marchcouldbedarker:

ragemovement:

Not just for those in Detroit, but anywhere where the right to water is being restricted or denied!

hey everyone, this post has only gotten a thousand or so notes and only a single follower of mine has reblogged this from me specifically.
Detroit has been shutting water off for entire neighborhoods regardless of whether people paid bills or not. Even if they didn’t, should that really mean that they should die of thirst? Should there really be a cost to stay alive?
Please, spread this. Link it on other sites so someone down the line who needs this anywhere can take back water, something that should be the right of every human being.

Ooo!

raptoravatar:

marchcouldbedarker:

ragemovement:

Not just for those in Detroit, but anywhere where the right to water is being restricted or denied!

hey everyone, this post has only gotten a thousand or so notes and only a single follower of mine has reblogged this from me specifically.

Detroit has been shutting water off for entire neighborhoods regardless of whether people paid bills or not. Even if they didn’t, should that really mean that they should die of thirst? Should there really be a cost to stay alive?

Please, spread this. Link it on other sites so someone down the line who needs this anywhere can take back water, something that should be the right of every human being.

Ooo!

Thomas Kincaide IMPROVED.

Thomas Kincaide IMPROVED.